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Posted 23 Hours Ago in Humor
It's 2012 and people in 3rd world countries who can't afford clean water or food have cell phones. There are people, right now, flopping poop patties ... read more
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So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It's the greatest gift a person can give to themselves ... read more
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Took a walk into the deep woods last night and you're not going to believe this, I met someone! Not like zombie Stephen Hawking either, I found a real... read more
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Last week we gave a strong recommendation to the Avengers, sight unseen, and it made more money in its opening weekend than Canada has made in its ent... read more
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Fine print exists because of assholes. People who legally need to let you know something but really don't want you to know something because it's ridi... read more
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HBO smut plays, good for you. The fantasy genre has never been hotter than it is right now thanks to Game and predecessors like Lord of the Ring, Harr... read more
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Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised... read more
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Yes, this is Silver Screen Scoop, but we talked it over with the janitorial staff in the office and no one liked that name as it really didn't cut to ... read more
Posted 2 Weeks Ago in Girls
Where You've Seen Her: Evan Rachel Wood is an actress known for being the crazy 13 year old in Thirteen, as well as being the crazy vampire goddess in... read more
Posted 2 Weeks Ago in Girls
Where You've Seen Her: Elsa Pataky is a Spanish Actress who's most notable for being on the infamous Snakes on a Plane. She's also dating Adrian Brody... read more
Posted 2 Weeks Ago in Girls
Where You've Seen Her: If you're breathing, you know who Kim Kardashian is. And though she is stunningly attractive, her face also resembles an aliens... read more
Posted 2 Weeks Ago in Girls
Where You've Seen Her: Heather Shanholtz is an American Model who, big surprise, lives in Miami. She's part Native American, which is very evident wit... read more
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Where You've Seen Her: Chantelle Houghton is an English model and Celebrity Big Brother, even though she wasn't a celebrity at the time. But now that ... read more