Woman removed from voter rolls twice for being dead is pretty sure she knows that she's the furthest thing from dead [Florida]

Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo!Bureaucrat: OK, Mr. Simpson, I'll just make the change here.... and you're all set.

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