Wallpapering can be a right ballache. It's all 'scrapey-scrape-scrape', "Oh f**k have next door always been so visible?', 'sloppy-slop-slop' "Oh look we've accidentally fashioned a Swastika from our rolls of B&Q's 'summer dove'. But, like everything in life, it's better with FHM megababe Sabine Jemeljanova.
