If you thought her video gimmee gimmee was bad, this is surely going to make you want to scream! Britney Spears is planning to shoot her new video in under TWO HOURS! The reason for the tight schedule is Britney has a visitation with her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James). The video will be shot by Wayne Isham, who is clearly able to perform miracles. Here’s the basic idea for the shoot:

“Brit and her dancers enter a club in matching wigs and trench coats in order to sneak Britney in. Once in the club and without her disguise, the pop star is followed by the paparazzi regardless…she will shoot scenes where she dances on a bar and runs down a staircase. There will be 15 extras, as well as a body double for Brit.”

We wait with baited breath for the finished product…….

The spirit of Christmas has beamed upon down-trodden Britney Spears and she has been granted custody of her boys on Christmas Day, (well, the morning at least).  Superior Court Comissioner Scott M. Gordon ruled that Britney have Sean Preston and Jayden James as her ex-husband Kevin Federline had them for Thanksgiving last Thursday. I wonder what else Santa will bring Britney Spears.

Britney Spears finally got visitation rights to her kids (Sean Preston and Jayden James) at the weekend. However these rights are to be reconsidered after her parenting coach filed a damning report on Monday! Apparently, Britney has no respect and pays no attention to her coach and is “in a world of her own” and “finds it had to focus” when she has the kids. The coach now wants all visitations to be in her office away from distractions. Britney however insists she will do things her way.

Yes you read it right, yesterday while driving out of the medical center Miss Spears ran over the foot of a TMZ photographer.

However… I am going to side with Britney on this one as the photographers swarmed her car. If you want to get a good story about Britney driving shortly after getting her license back then sticking your foot under her tyre is one way to do it!